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When I went to Amsterdam a couple weeks ago I tried to find a hostel or a hotel, but there was some sex festival going on so they were all taken. I had to spend the night sleeping in the park like a bum. - My Trip Sucks (0) Your trip sucks – (0) Don’t trip – (4) Dude you should have taken me with you Comments (1) \| Share on \| Category - Backpacking \| October 22, 2009

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Son of a bitch! I've only been in Iraq for two months and my best friend is dating my girlfriend. Damn Jody! When I get home I'm gonna break his face! - My Trip Sucks (8) Your trip sucks – (0) Don’t trip – (1) Dude you should have taken me with you Comments (1) \| Share on \| Category - Backpacking \| October 3, 2009

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I came home for my dad's birthday this weekend and he surprised me by taking me to a Phillies game. When I got home my mom was holding my cell phone in her hand. Apparently my boyfriend from college sent me some picture texts of his penis and my mom looked at all of them. Instead of celebrating my dad's birthday that night, my parents lectured me about safe sex. My mom even bought me some strawberry flavored condoms. - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (1) | Share on | Category - Family Vacations | October 3, 2009

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I just got back from a 30-day baseball road trip and my fat ass friend would only eat stadium hot dogs and McDonalds the whole time. I just weighed myself yesterday and I gained 23 lbs. on the trip. Now I'm a fat ass too. - My Trip Sucks (3) Your trip sucks – (0) Don’t trip – (1) Dude you should have taken me with you Comments (0) \| Share on \| Category - Road Trips \| October 3, 2009

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We went to London for a summer holiday, and had decided on staying with our sister. We had been all geared up for a great summer ahead, but as we reached the capital of UK we were told that it was pouring cats and dogs outside. It turned out to be one of the worst rainy seasons in the history of the country, and we were stranded indoors for almost a week. But the better of the first week was lost because most of the sales had ended, and the weather had become surprisingly very warm and humid. - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (0) | Share on | Category - Family Vacations | October 2, 2009

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I couldn't believe when I went to Magic Mountain I saw a cholo get stabbed in the bathroom, a 13-year old girl smoking a pack of cigarettes, and my cousin Jeremy making out with a guy. Actually now that I think about it, none of those things surprise me. That's just a normal day at Magic Mountain.... or Knott's Berry Farm. - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (0) | Share on | Category - Backpacking | October 2, 2009

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I was staying at a friend's house in Denver this week, and every night he had a different girl over, and every night he's made me sleep on the balcony in the freezing cold while he hooks up with the girl in the living room. And it's freezing in Denver right now. What a prick! - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (0) | Share on | Category - Road Trips | October 2, 2009

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My roommate was vomiting for 2 days and screaming on the toilet. I was laughing at him. He said it was food poisoning. The next day on my 6 hour flight to Paris I spent more time in the toilet than in my assigned seat. It was a stomach virus - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (0) | Share on | Category - Business Trips | September 24, 2009

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I was headed to West Virginia for a family reunion and sat next to a really hot girl, who flirted with me the whole time. About 30 minutes before we landed she convinced me to play with her under a blanket and I did it, and as she climaxed she leaned over and made out with me. It was the coolest experience of my life until I saw her the next day at my family reunion. It turns out she was my cousin. - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (0) | Share on | Category - Family Vacations | September 22, 2009

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After 2 years my boyfriend finally took me to meet his parents in Michigan. Everything was going really well until I used the bathroom. I took a really, thick, long poop and it clogged the toilet. They didn't have a plunger in the bathroom so I actually had to ask his dad to come in the bathroom and help me out. When he got in there he started laughing and said that was the biggest poop he's ever seen in his life and made the whole family come look at it. It was so embarrassing! - My Trip Sucks

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Comments (0) | Share on | Category - Backpacking | September 22, 2009